Straight Jacket

Been hearin' voices in my head

I say, doctor, when is it ever gonna stop?

I think I'm standing on the verge of a breakthrough

Sorry but your time is up

I want to tell you reoccurring dreams

About my mother and my fantasies

Think you could spare an extra minute, please

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Straight jacket!

I've tried encounter groups, hypnosis, say maybe 

I need a little electro shock

I wish I had a friend, or someone to talk to

Na, I pay you, that's your job

Let's try some classical conditioning

Ask Dr. Maslow to explore my needs 

Mr. Pavlov's I crave a doggie treat

Straight jacket!

Been having problems with my id and libido

And I was wondering what is wrong

Now that you’ve stripped me of my conscience and credo

All of my money is gone

“Vhy don' jou dell me 'bout chour jildood bain

Ow olt vere jou vhen jou vere botty trrrained?

Jou vet da' bet ourrr vere jou alvays inzane?

Straight jacket!

I've got my words and actions down to a science now

You know I never blow my top

I cheat on ink blot tests--that's perfectly normal

Feel like my head is gonna pop

Confessions, guilt, I think I'm loosing my grip

In love with clients, oops, a Freudian slip

Doctor to Doctor keep a zipped upper lip

Svengali!

A human guinea pig!

Let’s cure his disease 

His hemorrhoids prevent a lobotomy

Just grab some forceps, and a thousand ccs 

Of lubrication in an enema squeeze

And pull it out!